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This machine automagically turns trees into logs

This, friends, is the Eco Log 590D, which cuts down trees and turns them into logs with the quiet efficiency of Homer Simpson eating donuts.

While the Eco Log 590D is terrifying in its methodical nature, for true tree-killing malevolence, there’s still no beating the DAH Forestry Mulcher. I mean, when Skynet finally goes online, forget the almost-cuddly-in-comparison Terminator…if the machines truly want to wipe all organic matter from the Earth, they’ll probably build a bunch of nihilist robotic People Mulchers. (via digg)