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Clickbaiting the 10 Commandments

Over at McSweeney’s, David Tate imagines more engaging copy for the Ten Commandments, aka you won’t believe what God said to this man…

At the Beginning He Had Me Confused, But by Minute Two I Knew That I Shouldn’t Have Other Gods.

37 Things in Your Bedroom That You Need to Get Rid of Right Now, Like Adulteresses.