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Pimp business plan

Items on this pimp’s handwritten business plan — aka “Keep It Pimpin’” — include:

- my word is my bond
- take my game to the next level (from the concrete streets to executive suites)
- take care my bitches more better
- minimize my budget (cash cars, houses, etc.)
- keep a good photographer