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A trip to the movies

When you see a bad movie or a preview for a bad movie, you might say, “what were they thinking?” Here’s what they were thinking:

- Straight people acting gay are funny
- Gay people acting straight are funny
- White people acting like black people are funny
- Black people acting like white people are funny
- Old white people acting like black people are really funny
- Drugs are fun for awhile, but will eventually ruin people’s lives in predictable ways
- Aliens are scary
- People will go see anything with John Travolta